Free N*des (Women)
Black / S
$21.50
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Well well well… look who scanned the QR code.
If you ended up here expecting actual “free noods,” congratulations — you played yourself. The Free Noods tee was specifically designed to weaponize curiosity against unsuspecting strangers one awkward scan at a time.
Featuring a fully scannable QR code that redirects straight to Wisdumb Wares, this shirt turns every grocery store, party, hallway, and public event into a social experiment. Somebody’s going to scan it. Somebody’s going to regret it. And everybody nearby is going to know exactly what they were hoping to find.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear. Dangerous enough for public use.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Free N*des (Women)
$21.50
If you ended up here expecting actual “free noods,” congratulations — you played yourself. The Free Noods tee was specifically designed to weaponize curiosity against unsuspecting strangers one awkward scan at a time.
Featuring a fully scannable QR code that redirects straight to Wisdumb Wares, this shirt turns every grocery store, party, hallway, and public event into a social experiment. Somebody’s going to scan it. Somebody’s going to regret it. And everybody nearby is going to know exactly what they were hoping to find.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear. Dangerous enough for public use.
Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.