Free Noods (Men)
Black / S
$29.00
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Well well well… look who scanned the QR code.
If you ended up here expecting actual “free noods,” congratulations — you played yourself. The Free Noods tee was specifically designed to weaponize curiosity against unsuspecting strangers one awkward scan at a time.
Featuring a fully scannable QR code that redirects straight to Wisdumb Wares, this shirt turns every grocery store, party, hallway, and public event into a social experiment. Somebody’s going to scan it. Somebody’s going to regret it. And everybody nearby is going to know exactly what they were hoping to find.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear. Dangerous enough for public use.
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Free Noods (Men)
$29.00
If you ended up here expecting actual “free noods,” congratulations — you played yourself. The Free Noods tee was specifically designed to weaponize curiosity against unsuspecting strangers one awkward scan at a time.
Featuring a fully scannable QR code that redirects straight to Wisdumb Wares, this shirt turns every grocery store, party, hallway, and public event into a social experiment. Somebody’s going to scan it. Somebody’s going to regret it. And everybody nearby is going to know exactly what they were hoping to find.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear. Dangerous enough for public use.
Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |